Don Hall 10/21/19 Don Hall 10/21/19

I Believe... [Insurance is Only an Entry Fee]

…that insurance is no more than the membership fee for entering a doctor’s office. It is not actually insurance against catastrophe but a payment to be allowed in the room.

Don Hall 9/16/19 Don Hall 9/16/19

I Believe... [Too Much {Clap, Clap} Time On Your Hands...]

…that if the hill you die on is whether or not there is a female 007, that a Popeye’s chicken sandwich is less homophobic, or how many black people were in Game of Thrones, I’d suggest you have far too much time on your hands.

Joe Janes 8/14/19 Joe Janes 8/14/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Archangel Alliance Committee on Human Affairs

Asking people to see their halos creates a hostile environment.

Sheri Reda 6/4/19 Sheri Reda 6/4/19

TRUMP DUMP: An Easy Reader

Prologue

I’m Donald Trump and I am big.

Sheri Reda 5/29/19 Sheri Reda 5/29/19

Headlong

When resistance is futile, but you have to resist….

Contributing Writer 3/28/19 Contributing Writer 3/28/19

American Shithole #53 | The Mueller Colbert Report

It’s been a rough week for progressives, mostly because fucking democrats can’t wait to fall on their fucking swords at any given opportunity. Hey, democrats; a bit of advice: before you Seppuku, how about we see the actual Mueller Report first?

Don Hall 3/25/19 Don Hall 3/25/19

I Believe… [The Search for Brilliance in a Dismal Time]

…that, in the Age of Hyperbole, perhaps it is a salve to give us some hope in the world, but the words masterpiece, brilliant, and cinematic genius are being thrown around for really good but hardly extraordinary films.

Contributing Writer 2/28/19 Contributing Writer 2/28/19

American Shithole #49 | Welcome Back, Cohen

“He is a racist. He is a Conman. He is a cheat.”

- Michael Cohen, on Donald Trump during his opening statement.

“Damn, save that for your closer, Michael!” I blurted at the television.

Joe Janes 2/20/19 Joe Janes 2/20/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | National Emergency Task Force

We’re being SUED and then we’ll be SUED again until it goes to the supreme COURT and we win when Kavanaugh’s vote butt CHUGS it in people’s faces.

Don Hall 2/9/19 Don Hall 2/9/19

Progressive Unity in the Face of MAGA

"OK. To start off, I want to open up the discussion with a simple question. Was a vote for Donald Trump a racist act? If he ran his campaign on racist rhetoric was the act of voting for him a sign that you are a racist as well?"

Joe Janes 2/6/19 Joe Janes 2/6/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | More Troops Being Deployed to Border

I thought we were only going to use the caravan threat in election years.

Contributing Writer 1/17/19 Contributing Writer 1/17/19

American Shithole #43 | GOP Senators are the Embodiment of Cowardice

I hope we get to hold them down and carve a giant “T” into their thick fucking skulls before this is all over — although I imagine history has far worse in store for them. The “T” is for Traitor, of course, although that word will become synonymous with Trump in due time.

Contributing Writer 1/10/19 Contributing Writer 1/10/19

American Shithole #42 | Three Really Old Vampires Frightened and Bored the New Vampires in America Today

Wow, what a snooze-fest from all three of those (in)dentured fossils. I’ve seen livelier performances from Keanu Reeves in a sadness meme.

Joe Janes 1/9/19 Joe Janes 1/9/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Space Force 2: The Wrath of Grapes

They are going to invade our planet and soon there will be a Gagh vessel on every corner.

Contributing Writer 1/3/19 Contributing Writer 1/3/19

American Shithole #41 | 2018: Year in the Rear

Let’s get this out of the way: 2018 blew horrid chunks of shame and embarrassment all across the dance floor — not unlike a certain drunk freshman I can recall over-imbibing at a Syracuse sorority party he had no business attending — certainly requiring decades of scouring to remove the stench.

Well, the party’s almost over, and it’s time we all started sobering up.

Contributing Writer 11/15/18 Contributing Writer 11/15/18

American Shithole #34 — Perhaps This Time We Shouldn’t Forgive?

There is a part of me that wants your vote to count in a way you never imagined. I want your vote for fascism to matter. I want a fiscal rebuke of the millions of miserable idiots handing this one-man societal wrecking-ball a blank fucking check.

Contributing Writer 11/1/18 Contributing Writer 11/1/18

American Shithole #32 | Other People

Whatever happens, whether we are reinvigorated or crestfallen, I’m proud that so many Americans are taking a stand. I’m sorry I couldn’t take even five fucking paragraphs this week to thank you.

Thank you, other people.

Contributing Writer 10/25/18 Contributing Writer 10/25/18

American Shithole #31 | Bomb Building Basics for Simpletons

If we let Klepto-Capitalism play out to its logical conclusion, humanity will end up with only a handful of people with any real power — and at that point the cancer is beyond stage five; the cancer is incurable.

Contributing Writer 9/27/18 Contributing Writer 9/27/18

American Shithole #27 — There’s More Room for Billionaires on a Starving Planet

Besides, the number of people clipped, side-swiped, T-boned, or completely totaled by this administration, is ever-growing. Make no mistake about it, your turn getting run over is coming — you need to vote; pretty please, with sugar on top.

Contributing Writer 9/12/18 Contributing Writer 9/12/18

Required Watching: Mr. Death: The Rise and Fall of Fred A. Leuchter, Jr. (1999)

Time for another installment of Required Watching where we knock you out of your comfortable routine of TV and movies to show you a documentary that's weird for the sole purpose of making you a better person. Knowledge is power.