Don Hall 8/10/20 Don Hall 8/10/20

I Believe… [Vapid Pursuits Leave Us With No Heroes]

…that in a period when our heroes are labeled heroic because they are wealthy, famous, or both it’s no wonder we live in a perpetual state of despair.

Don Hall 8/3/20 Don Hall 8/3/20

I Believe… [The Difference Between a Classy or Trashy Neck Tattoo]

I believe… that instead of banning neck and face tattoos from their casino and hotel, The D Las Vegas should instead ban trashy neck and face tattoos. You know, encourage Suicide Girls to come gamble but discourage White Power Cletus from swinging by.

Don Hall 7/27/20 Don Hall 7/27/20

I Believe… [Equal and Opposite]

…that Twitter has devolved into the FOX News for the Left.

Don Hall 7/20/20 Don Hall 7/20/20

I Believe.. [DiAngelo’s Fragility]

…that Robin DiAngelo looked in the mirror, saw that she was deeply racist, and decided that she was looking into a mirror of society instead of just herself.

Don Hall 7/13/20 Don Hall 7/13/20

I Believe… [We Are All Florida Man]

…that the United States has officially become the Florida of the world. Blindingly stupid, naked, snorting bath salts and screaming at each other about getting that ‘gator off my property.

Don Hall 7/6/20 Don Hall 7/6/20

I Believe... [Choose Love But FUCK YOU!]

I believe… that when you post things like “Choose Love” and follow it up with a strident hatred for someone you disagree with, you have clearly demonstrated how completely full of shit you are.

Don Hall 6/29/20 Don Hall 6/29/20

I Believe… [Gift-Wrapped Privilege]

I believe… that as a white man with privilege but no power, you can have it. I’ll even put it in one of those nice Amazon gift bags for you.

Don Hall 6/22/20 Don Hall 6/22/20

I Believe… [Enforcing Rights Instead of Culling Privilege]

I believe… that it doesn’t make sense to focus on privilege and trying to eliminate it; it would be far more logical and healthy to focus on rights and trying to enforce them.

Don Hall 6/15/20 Don Hall 6/15/20

I Believe… [Dolezal Was Ahead of the Curve]

I believe... that if “whiteness” becomes a catch-all for “oppressor,” one avenue to pursue is for white people to start doing what Rachel Dolezal did.

Don Hall 6/8/20 Don Hall 6/8/20

I Believe… [Political Science]

I believe… that science should always be apolitical.

Don Hall 6/1/20 Don Hall 6/1/20

I Believe… [Permanent Desk Jockey]

…that a police officer with a history of brutality complaints should, just like a domestic abuser, be legally prevented from carrying a deadly weapon of any kind. That officer should be permanently assigned to a desk job and not be allowed to work with the public in a person-to-person capacity.

Don Hall 5/25/20 Don Hall 5/25/20

I Believe… [Smile. Nod. Ignore.]

…that I’m starting to adopt a “Smile and Nod and Ignore” more and more people clamoring for attention these days. “COVID was created by Obama!” Smile. Nod. Ignore. “All white people are oppressors.” Smile. Nod. Ignore. “I don’t have to wear a mask at CostCo. It’s a free country!” Smile. Nod. Walk Far Away. Ignore.

Don Hall 5/18/20 Don Hall 5/18/20

I Believe… [Brandon Stark in 2020]

I believe… that I don’t need the presidential nominee to be exciting. I’ve had nearly four years of exciting and I’d like a nice, competent president that I only know about when he (or she) passes some quality legislation that helps the country. Maybe someone like Brandon Stark.

Don Hall 5/11/20 Don Hall 5/11/20

I Believe… [Class Warfare Prime]

…that it’s not class warfare if you’re still ordering things from Amazon.

Don Hall 5/4/20 Don Hall 5/4/20

I Believe… [Equal Opportunity Assholes]

I believe… that an added benefit of social media in Vegas is that I can spend a solid thirty minutes every morning blocking both Critical Race Theorists and MAGA turds in equal measure!

Don Hall 4/27/20 Don Hall 4/27/20

I Believe… [The Pandemic 15 Is Truly American]

I believe… that only in America can we experience a pandemic followed by massive unemployment and restaurants closed down and still fucking gain weight.

Don Hall 4/20/20 Don Hall 4/20/20

I Believe… [It’s the Flags You Fly That Brand You a Dipshit]

I believe… that no matter how righteous your protest, as soon as you display that Confederate flag and those swastikas, we all know you’re an asshole.

Don Hall 4/13/20 Don Hall 4/13/20

I Believe… [More Than Social Distancing]

…that in addition to giving each other six feet of distance physically, we might also consider giving each other a bit of judgement distance as well. None of us really know what the fuck we’re doing in this period of history and everyone is trying to do the best they can with limited (and sometimes skewed) information.

Don Hall 4/6/20 Don Hall 4/6/20

I Believe… [Corporations Are Shitty People]

…that many Americans are discovering for the first time that corporations despite their legal designation are not people. Or if they are, they’re the kind of people you can’t count on in a crisis.

Don Hall 3/30/20 Don Hall 3/30/20

I Believe… [Del Taco Kicks Ass]

I believe… that reducing restaurants to take-out or drive-thru genuinely focuses your attention on the quality of the food sans the distractions of venue. For the record, Del Taco is far superior to Taco Bell. #rosecoloredcoronavirusglasses