Beware the Socialist Nightmare!
You will walk through a metal director where Sesame Street characters will take your guns.
GOP Halloween Candy Warnings!
Good & Plenty promotes a socialist agenda.
The GOP Goes Nuclear Family
The father will only leave his family for a younger bride if the current wife becomes terminally ill or old.
Common Sense Solutions from the GOP Regarding Mass Shootings at Parades
Kevlar bunting.
Common Sense GOP Solutions for Avoiding Mass Shootings
Schools should have only one door, one classroom, no windows, and, most importantly, no books.
Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of March 20, 2022
The GOP sure does talk about pedophilia a lot. I talk about sailing a lot. Because I love to sail. So, you know… Maybe there’s some interest in kid-sex from the GOP.
GOP Senators: Homicide
Hawley: If you had to choose between killing a pedophile, a rapist, or a baby, why would you choose the baby?
Helpful Ways to Own the Libs
Quote Marjorie Taylor Greene whenever possible.
Four Republicans Likely to End up in Jail Complain about Jail
They are claiming insurrectionists are being singled out and being treated like…prisoners?
Awkward Encounter Between Insurrectionists and the Capitol Building at Starbucks on 1/7/21 – As Imagined by the GOP
The Capital Building is the Pirates of the Caribbean of Washington, D.C.
NSFW - Toyota Defends Funding Republican Lawmakers (Rough Draft)
Chill the f*ck out, yo.
Made Up Controversies for the Modern Republican
VP Kamala Hussein Harris thinks children are edible furniture.
RNC Guidelines for Choosing Your Republican Bride
If she’s attractive enough, your constituents will respect her.
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – McConnell’s Scaled Down Relief Bill
If your income is over $150k - A China Virus Swag Bag!
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | New GOP Voter Reforms!
“Voter fraud” continues to be an issue in this country. We have been working hard to develop legislation that will reform all voter laws at a federal level.
- Limit the number of polling stations to one per every 1,000,000 citizens.
- Election supervisors are allowed, at their discretion, to store ballots in basements susceptible to fire or flooding.
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Alabama Fetus Fest 2019!
We’ll have the young ladies compete for the honor of being Little Miss Carry.
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Wisconsin Power Grab!
If your body-mass index is less than “obesity” you are probably a perpetrator of voter fraud and not from Wisconsin.
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I Believe… [Embracing Your Emotional Superpower]
...that, when being forced to work with a former assistant who demonstrated mendacity, casual ruthlessness and generally low character in the past, being someone capable of compartmentalizing emotions and reactions is like a fucking superpower.
The Minutes of our Last Meeting – GOP Emergency Meeting for an Action Plan to End Gun Violence
"Seriously, abortion is just the worst, unless it’s a pregnant mistress."
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - GOP Reputation Repair Emergency Meeting
We acknowledge the problem and embrace it. Promise to do better. Plus side, easier to gather voter signatures as we go door-to-door to let people know we are registered sex offenders.
Christmas is a time for giving, being with family and friends, and hating every other asshole out there in the shops and on the roads also trying to spread joy and share in the Christmas spirit. Similarly, Hanukkah is a time for Jewish people to desperately try to feel relevant during Christmastime.